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Message # 8354.6.2 Subject: Re: Re: bit off topic- 1000 years from now Date: Fri 30/01/04 22:34:56 GMT Name: Waterspaniel |
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In reply to Message (8354.6) Re: bit off topic- 1000 years from now
By MK - wamtec@compuserve.com Fri 30/01/04 15:11:02 GMT ..as any Star Trek TNG fan of Jean Luc Picard knows...the future is not good...cos it is depressing to think that in 1000 years..they STILL have not found a cure for baldness.
One thing is for sure....vcrs will still be flashing at 12 o'clock...cos most people still can figure out how to set it...
...and by then, I should be getting about 3 billion emails per day.....and 99% of them will still be spam.
But there is some good news....by then..I should have caught up with my backlog of unedited and unreleased videos.
...and the Rolling Stones will still be touring...ha ha
MK |
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By Kev - kev@styx-photgraphy.com Fri 30/01/04 06:35:13 GMT Dateline 3004…..breaking news
Archaeologists on a dig in Britain (an island off the coast of the Federal States of Europe) have found evidence of a new religion.
Ancient artefacts indicate that many people during the 20th and 21st centuries were involved in the worship of female goddesses who apparently lived in water.
During excavations ancient devices known as “apple macs” and “camcorders” were discovered which, according to experts, were used in obscure religious rites dedicated to the god, WAM.
Further evidence indicates that the British enclave were just part of a world wide movement- indeed most followers appear to have been based in a region known as “America” prior to it’s annexation by the United States of Arabia, and subsequent conversion to Islam, 400 years ago . Texts were also discovered mentioning the term “Styx” which suggests the religion had existed since ancient Greek times, almost three thousand years earlier.
It also appears that two main sub groups also existed, one worshipping the goddess Jeans and the other worshipping a rival goddess named Skirts. Evidence suggests that this inter group rivalry created severe tension and disruption within the sect.
Archaeologists were most excited by the discovery of a ritual altar, also known as a “dunktank” and are currently trying to discover how it was actually used during religious ceremonies.
Reuters Jan 3004
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