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Subject: Amen, Wet Kahuna [nt]

Date: Thu 22/04/04 15:37:22 GMT

Name: Seymour Butts

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By Wet Kahuna - knightowlvideo@hotmail.com Tue 20/04/04 23:41:46 GMT

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    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, by the name of Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.  No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

    He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies

    (adults, not kids, are in charge).

    His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition..

    It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after athletes and CEOs salaries increased to between 9 thousand and 90 thousand dollars per HOUR, and woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled it in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement for simply being stupid.

    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you remember him pass this on, if not he will be forgotten.

By Kerry Tiller - kctiller@cox.net Tue 20/04/04 20:14:38 GMT

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By AnthonyX - anthonyx@jowc.net Tue 20/04/04 16:10:45 GMT

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Perhaps to my previous remark I should add that we can't quite understand how some people have become leaders of our country either.

By yanqui dog - Tue 20/04/04 15:52:53 GMT

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By AnthonyX - anthonyx@jowc.net Tue 20/04/04 15:38:11 GMT

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By Kerry Tiller - kctiller@cox.net Tue 20/04/04 14:40:34 GMT

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Oh well, the Canadians hate us anyway.

Kerry Tiller

By bryce - brycepunk1@earthlink.net Tue 20/04/04 11:49:02 GMT

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"Wacky Central Park swim babes busted:

Two overheated young Canadian women had to be dragged out of the Central Park Reservoir by cops yesterday after an illegal plunge to cool off.

As the temperature soared to a sweltering 85 degrees, Deirdre ___, 26 and Annalaise ___, 18 of Niagra Falls, Ontario, scaled the chest-high wrought-iron fence, with spikes on top, that circles the 40 foot deep reservoir and jumped in fully clothed, sources said. A passer-by thought the pair were in trouble and raised the alarm about 1 pm.

They were spotted about 100 yards out from the edge of the East 90th street entrance...

...said the womenappeared to be doing the breast stroke. 'I saw two heads in the water,' he said. 'They were in their shoes, all dressed up."

Cops said the pair, wearing sneakers, long-sleeved T-shirts and jeans, either ignored or did not hear orders to come in.

Specialist Emergency Service Police were then called. They cut the fence, swam in and helped the women out....

Both women were suriprised to be arrested..."

It said some other stuff I don't feel like typing right now. Suppose these girls were two of us?