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Subject: Thats great!!(nt) [nt]

Date: Fri 30/01/04 07:20:16 GMT

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By Kev - kev@styx-photgraphy.com Fri 30/01/04 06:35:13 GMT

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Archaeologists on a dig in Britain (an island off the coast of the Federal States of Europe) have found evidence of a new religion.

Ancient artefacts indicate that many people during the 20th and 21st centuries were involved in the worship of female goddesses who apparently lived in water.

During excavations ancient devices known as “apple macs” and “camcorders” were discovered which, according to experts, were used in obscure religious rites dedicated to the god, WAM.

Further evidence indicates that the British enclave were just part of a world wide movement- indeed most followers appear to have been based in a region known as  “America” prior to it’s annexation by the United States of Arabia, and subsequent conversion to Islam, 400 years ago . Texts were also discovered  mentioning the term “Styx” which suggests the religion had existed since ancient Greek times, almost three thousand years earlier.

It also appears that two main sub groups also existed, one worshipping the goddess Jeans and the other worshipping a rival goddess named Skirts. Evidence suggests that this inter group rivalry created severe tension and disruption within the sect.

Archaeologists were most excited by the discovery of a ritual altar, also known as a “dunktank” and are currently trying to discover how it was actually used during religious ceremonies.

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