Wetlook World Forum

It's a global epidemic of wetlook epilepsy, where people with cellphones start having seizures whenever they see wetlook and are holding a cellphone....or they think they are on the deck of the Starship Enterprise during a photon attack.

I have a patent pending on a new device that is going to make millions...and will correct the problem of sideways videos on cellphones. It is going to be a the first cellphone personal security device....a cellphone that also has a built in tazer gun that can dish out an electric shock in case you are attacked etc. The internal tazer features will also have an internal cattle prod mode whereby whenever you are shooting videos on your cellphone and turn the camera sideways, it will deliver a mild electric shock to your Cojones to remind you to turn it the right way etc.

These new cellphone/tazers should be on the market by next year....as soon as I can find a manufacturer....ha ha

MK