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Message # 38844.4.1 Subject: Couldn't have been said better Date: Wed 28/01/09 12:47:58 GMT Name: soggybottom |
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You are right on with this. People bitch more about the stuff that they don't pay for than they do when they get screwed by some sloppy pro. Enjoy it all. That is what these sites are made for. |
In reply to Message (38844.4) Re: How to make a really bad video
By Watermark - marcloranger@live.ca Wed 28/01/09 00:07:33 GMT Website: http://www.youtube.com/watermark94 You know, I can't speak for other people putting stuff up on youtube, but you know what, When I put something up, I do it because it's fun! Me and my gf have fun doing it and get a kick out of putting it on the tube. We know our stuff aint pro but we like to share it and hope people enjoy them. That being said, you sound frustrated with "free" youtube videos. What kind of quality would you expect? There are professional sites for high quality vids but you got to pay! In my opinion, these youtube videos ensure that the professional sites keep putting up fresh and quality stuff. So take it easy and relax my friend, youtube is just people having fun! |
In reply to Message (38844) How to make a really bad video
By John - Tue 27/01/09 20:51:33 GMT Website: http://www.thejeanpool.com/ 1. Don't even think about focusing.
2. Zoom out to get the 'whole scene' and make the subject the size of an ant.
3. Shoot directly toward the sun so that it bleaches out the entire scene.
4. Don't worry about camera shake. Put the camera right next to your cheek while talking to maximize camera shake. Don't use a tripod.
5. While a subject is doing something interesting, point the camera somewhere else, such as at your feet.
6. Hold the camera sideways.
7. Shout and laugh loudly so the camera's mic picks up your voice.
8. Use that lousy cell-phone camera because you're too lazy to carry that nice camera you paid big bucks for.
9. Move the camera left and right, up and down to take in the 'whole scene'.
10. Don't use the video editing software you paid big money for to remove bad footage.
11. Put your lousy video online so others can see how clueless you are.
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