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Message # 38844.3

Subject: The Solution to Bad Youtube Videos

Date: Tue 27/01/09 23:04:46 GMT

Name: Barry

Email: barryseaweed@live.com

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How to make a really bad video

By John - Tue 27/01/09 20:51:33 GMT

Website: http://www.thejeanpool.com/

1. Don't even think about focusing.

2. Zoom out to get the 'whole scene' and make the subject the size of an ant.

3. Shoot directly toward the sun so that it bleaches out the entire scene.

4. Don't worry about camera shake. Put the camera right next to your cheek while talking to maximize camera shake. Don't use a tripod.

5. While a subject is doing something interesting, point the camera somewhere else, such as at your feet.

6. Hold the camera sideways.

7. Shout and laugh loudly so the camera's mic picks up your voice.

8. Use that lousy cell-phone camera because you're too lazy to carry that nice camera you paid big bucks for.

9. Move the camera left and right, up and down to take in the 'whole scene'.

10. Don't use the video editing software you paid big money for to remove bad footage.

11. Put your lousy video online so others can see how clueless you are.

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