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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Perverted Woman Marries Dolphin

Date: Tue 03/01/06 14:59:08 GMT

Name: MK

Email: wamtec@compuserve.com

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>it just goes to show that when you have enough money, you can do pretty much what you want.

That certainly is the case with Michael Jackson. His 2 favorite songs are..

"Don't let the son go down on me"....and "I'm forever blowing bubbles" (you would have to be a West Ham supporter to know that song).

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Perverted Woman Marries Dolphin

By AnthonyX - anthonyx@jowc.net Tue 03/01/06 09:15:09 GMT

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Well... maybe the marriage was out of necessity... to make a "decent" woman of her... if you know what I mean.

I suppose it just goes to show that when you have enough money, you can do pretty much what you want.

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Re: Re: Re: Perverted Woman Marries Dolphin

By MK - wamtec@compuserve.com Tue 03/01/06 08:52:19 GMT

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FYI....this is common trick in Hollywood movies and tv shows. Anybody who knows anything about Dolphins....knows that you can NOT allow women in the water with a male dolphin....male dolphins have a penis that is bigger than a donkey and they are horny creatures....and have been known to attack and rape women in the water.

That is why any time a movie or tv show portrays a male dolphin...that part is always played by a female dolphin....e.g. the most famous male dolphin of all..."Flipper"...was actually played by a female dolphin called Mitzi....cos you cannot work with male dolphins and humans...too risky.

So...almost certainly....that dolphin was actually a female dolphin....they would not be so reckless as to allow a woman to swim with a real male dolphin.....so I guess that makes her a lesbian too....ha ha.

Perhaps she is lonely and there are few sexual partners where she lives.....you know that old joke about New Zealand....a country that has 27 times more sheep than it does humans....

"New Zealand .... a land where men are men....and sheep are nervous"..

Ha ha

Mark

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By Bobby(messylaura) - wambobbylaura@msn.com Tue 03/01/06 06:07:39 GMT

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the dolphin was male and called cindy????

yeah i know, pot and kettle :P

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Re: Perverted Woman Marries Dolphin

By leonmoomin - leon@MostWet.com Mon 02/01/06 16:11:31 GMT

Website: http://xtramsn.co.nz/news/0,,11965-5205364-300,00.html

http://xtramsn.co.nz/news/0,,11965-5205364-300,00.html

Not great and not a dress!

A very diferent wetlook thing going on here!

leonmoomin

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Perverted Woman Marries Dolphin

By AnthonyX - anthonyx@jowc.net Mon 02/01/06 15:38:47 GMT

Website: http://banklocater.com/archives/perverted-woman-marries-dolphin/

There is video of her jumping into the water wearing a wedding gown, but I wasn't able to capture it...

A couple of versions of the news story follow:

An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel’s leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

“The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down,” the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy’s trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Brit Jew marries dolphin

Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

Joe Kot

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

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