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Subject: That's a typical trip for me to Wally-World!!

Date: Sat 21/12/02 09:54:54 GMT

Name: Walt

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I like complaining to the Hardware folks that half the nails in the box are for the wrong wall & can I get a discount?

I have actually done the alarm clock routine!

Put some "Crazy Glue" on a coin & drop it in the foyer & watch people try to pick it up.

At a Wal-Mart Super Center, take a can of gravy to the dry dog food & ask somebody picking up some dog food which brand they have found goes best with that gravy.

Ask customer service where the CVS brand paper towels are.

Keep a big all-knowing smile on your face - you might be surprised at the plain-clothed security types that will fall in behind you!

Merry Christmas!!!

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By natural born chaos - Sat 21/12/02 05:51:18 GMT

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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in

people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go

off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to

the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an

official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what

happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of

M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a

carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and

tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if

they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it

as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department

ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while

loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna

look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people

browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud

speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO!

It's those voices again'. and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD

We're out of toilet paper in here!'.

And for us wetlook peeps,go to the toy section and ask the clerk if you can see if the barbie doll in your hand is waterproof by bringing it into the bathroom and running water over it(with clothes on)

Sorry, I get bored shopping!!

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