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Message # 75094.1.2.1.1 Subject: Re:Great job, Doc Date: Fri 02/11/18 10:18:32 GMT Name: Doc Foster |
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Thank you for your kind comments, great tips and dedication to the cause. Ever since the days of the ice bucket challenge, where youtube would claim more than a million matches for "ice bucket challenge" but only show a small subset it became apparent that a lot of videos that match the search criteria are not displayed while the same old videos keep appearing as results in searches. When sorting for most recent videos youtube seems to present a lot of videos that are a day or two old and then the numbers thin out significantly for older stuff. I found that by providing additional keywords for ice bucket challenges, such as girls' names or vocations it was possible to expose more previously unseen videos. But it always felt like I was just scratching the surface. Youtube have stopped providing counts of matching videos but the numbers of matches can still be found by searching in google and typing your search terms followed by "site:https://www.youtube.com/" (without the quotes). There are apparently over 20,000 video hits for the word "chapuzon" but you will never get to see all of them in the search results on youtube. When you page down the search results on youtube to the bottom (until it won't let you view any more results) you get under 600 videos. I couldn't be bothered to dust off my python/beautiful soup just to get an accurate count, but trust me it's under 600. When you refresh with F5 you seem to get most of the same videos again. Google is worse and only returns 31 pages of results, with ten videos on each page.
I can't help feeling that most of the interesting content on youtube can't be reached manually through the youtube webpage (low view counts may well reduce likelihood of being returned in search results). Are you aware of any browser addons that help? (firefox/opera addons are most likely to defy the youtube laws of physics, chrome addons have been nobbled) . If not I feel a programming project coming on . . . . . |
In reply to Message (75094.1.2.1) Great job, Doc
By jollywetfellow - Thu 01/11/18 17:38:25 GMT You're right, MK, I can just hear Clive James' sarcastic Strine drawl when I read the comments.
Curious coincidence, though, that you started out looking for latinas, Doc, posted some content from and even started a discussion about the various Cambodians who are monetising part of their life story on youtube, without apparently being aware of the many central Americans who are doing the same thing: channels like El Salvador Plus; El Salvador 4K; El Salvador 4x4; Guatemala Videos JD; Asi Es Guatemala; Videos Chapin; and many more. They all seem to follow a similar format of following the female (mostly) members of the family or village or whatever about their daily life; there's obviously a fair bit of local gossip and innuendo (one title I could translate myself from the Spanish said "who is the father of [some latina name's] baby" and there's another which always uses a picture of a female arse for its key pic) but since its in Spanish it gets boring for a non-Spanish-speaker quite quickly.
But they do go to the river to cool off quite often, always in the clothes they're wearing anyway, though in many cases that's just a tee and shorts. You actually posted one - the one with the "promise not to enjoy yourself" comment - and I have come across quite a few others over the last year or so (and actually posted a pair myself a year or so back), but because there are invariably quite a few kids in the group (mostly more than in the one you posted) I haven't felt able to post any.
When looking for wet latinas, 'chapuzon' - sometimes spelled 'chapuson' - is a particularly useful word. The closest English equivalent is 'dip', but whereas we rarely say "go for a dip", that word seems to be routinely used by Spanish speakers when going into the water. Phrases like 'en el rio', 'a la playa/playita' are also very commonly used, much more than their equivalents in English, often with 'paseo' in front - 'paseo en el rio' can seemingly mean anything from 'take a boat across the river' to 'spend leisure time at the river'; other useful words include 'pasando', which seems to be similar to 'paseo', whilst 'disfrutando' seems to mean 'enjoying' or 'having fun', and 'compartiendo' to mean 'socialising' [which frequently includes a clothed swim!]. All these '....do' words have other forms; for example 'disfrutamos' means we enjoy, I think, but the '....do' ending seems to be most used in titles.
So, looking forward to more Clive James videos.... |
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By Doc Foster - Thu 01/11/18 11:15:50 GMT Ha ha thanks! Not Clive James, but love his work. His memoirs are the best holiday/toilet books ever, complete genius. Never really shared his adoration of Margarita Pracatan though. Also big thanks to you for introducing me to the world of WAM on Compuserve in the 1990's, you are truly the Godfather. |
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By MK - wamtec@comcast.net Wed 31/10/18 19:08:45 GMT Amusing commentary......are you sure you are not Clive James (if you are from the UK you will know who he is)
>Three girls get wet and muddy and don't focus that much on fishing. Presumably their village doesn't go hungry though as they have successfully monetized their channel
I think you nailed it....Cambodians have discovered that you can make more money fishing for Youtube viewers than fishing for fish. |
In reply to Message (75094) Some youtubes
By Doc Foster - Wed 31/10/18 17:03:33 GMT After the excellent work by jollywetfellow seeking out photos of latinas I thought I'd have a go at finding some youtubes of similar ladies in similar attire. There have to be some out there, right? I spent a long time translating through google, testing phrases, and following chains of links to apparently relevant material. After many, many hours, I can now share the results of my work with you: I couldn't find any. But while I was looking, I did find these:
(Please note there are blokes everywhere. If that will bother you either don't look, or learn to use the geometry / crop / interactive zoom and A-B repeat functions in VLC. I apologise if any of these have been posted before, but to be honest I can't even remember what I've seen before, so my chance of remembering what you've all seen is pretty slim)
Presumably you've seen the Cambodian fishing girls.
Let's start with an example labelled in English, the snappily entitled "Beautiful Girl Fishing Amazing Fishing at Battambang How To Catch Fish By Hand Part 150":
Three girls get wet and muddy and don't focus that much on fishing. Presumably their village doesn't go hungry though as they have successfully monetized their channel and now eat out at restaurants where you can buy a whole medium rare cow for 12 Baht.
Now some labelled in Spanish, new to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzozN2LddPg Not much wetness, and it could be a ladyboy. But I can't be sure since they don't provide the usual helpful hints such as "CD", or a weird miss-spelled female name such as "Elsbeth" in the title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kLvSPVFvdU Cambodian bloke and girl in a black skirt roll round in a river for a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgtGQkJ18Ks Two girls in dresses roll around in the mud for a bit. I'm beginning to think that lulling the fish into a false sense of security is an important component of the Cambodian technique.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfVYFckJY50 A mini sarong. And what else do you keep in a tuna purse? This talented girl doesn't even need to use her hands to catch fish. I should probably leave the topic there, as I don't really want to open Pandora's box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYi4ezQO7Q A white dress and some wetness . . . eventually.
Ok, from there I did find some Latino stuff, but the clothes were predominantly shorts, jeans and leggings.
Shorts. Eventually. About 6 minutes in should do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE2mlHR4i7g Shorts after 14 mins
There are no crocodiles. Jeans, about 45secs in, and a fuzzy video.
Have you guys ever heard of Wet-book?
https://youtu.be/ThZnYJ0jrts?list=RDUz5x9XVL2ag Wet-book 2016? I've never heard of it. Or have I? Hmmm.
Wet-book 2017?
Time for a coffee.
Thank fuck for countries where "political correctness" just means not pissing off the Dictator in charge. The money shot is at 3:28. Yeah, sorry about that. I'll make it up to you, I promise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nxWtIFFN28 Japanese girl in black trouser suit shower. If you really enjoy this one then I probably shouldn't mention that she seems to get more bewildered and disenchanted as the video progresses. But then again she's probably just acting, Japanese men seem to actually require that women do not enjoy sexual encounters. I don't. It just happens that way.
https://youtu.be/5rpoXwjcUFg?list=RDUz5x9XVL2ag Wedding guests jump in the pool. Various types of party outfits.
Turkish ladies in evening dresses in pool. We join the action part way through, seeing ladies that have obviously already had a dip. Evening dresses. The bride herself turns up at one point, but doesn't go in. If her outfit floats your boat, you can purchase a replica of the bride at https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/311818365089 and go dunk her yourself.
https://youtu.be/z7QvKUDpm0M?list=PLfFG0_nhi0Vs2FXEjdwAhDlPDJVbSzWlH Office black skirt outfit in bath. Part of a list of stuff that everyone prolly knows about.
Couple of girls in jeans in shower, missed previously because the video was not labelled "reto ducha" or "shower challenge".
Girl in jeans vs hosepipe. I don't speak Spanish myself, but I believe the girl in question admitted to a co-worker that she found Donald Trump enlightened, respectful and incredibly attractive. After this video there were three further ones showing her undergoing involuntary colonic irrigation, electro-convulsive therapy and Catholic exorcism, but apparently in the end she had to be committed for her own safety.
This girl in a white shirt and black trousers is being congratulated on completing her first solo flight. Bet she wishes the local card shop carried a bigger range of greetings cards.
Three women get wet in bizarre tv sketch. Jeans, dress and Ann Summers cop outfit. Appalling acting, women made to feel really uncomfortable, terrible performances and awful script. Probably qualifies as Japanese porn.
TV hostess does #ibc in glorious 360p-o-vision. There is a second bucket.
Water war with black dress, fun starts about six minutes in. IMO not as good as Wisteria Water war. If you haven't seen that go look it up on youtube.
Like sports shorts? Love chubby bunnies? Knock yourself out.
heavy rain hits party of girls. Possible under age. Various outfits.
Dancing in rain. Bit weird. 1x brown shorts, 1x black trousers/joggers.
Blue dress dancing in the rain.
Sports clothes, in icy pool. Sexy girl and a bit of a dog.
Girl in rain, short skirt. Fun starts around 49 seconds. This Spanish film is provided with Greek subtitles to take your bewilderment to exciting new levels.
Lots of people dancing in the rain, various outfits, lots of blokes.
https://youtu.be/lyQQjcJ6no8?list=PLNRnAETxoj0RyyUXL5BhC34iUoq3Xu2om Mix of ages and outfits. Some are probably underage, so you'll have to promise me that you won't enjoy yourself while they are on screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0BIfjzJQHQ Girl in jeans jumps in river. Brilliant camera work, when you consider that the videographer had lost all inner ear function, has no arms and was holding the camera in his three remaining teeth. Bravo, Bravo! Give yourself a round of applause. Oh, wait a minute . . .
And finally, my personal favourite.
TV show with paper thin pretence that this is a competitive game rather than just a spectacle. Attractive female contestants wear short grey pleated skirts. Not huge amounts of wetness, but enough for me.
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